baby:My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain somebody.
Okay but you cannot tell me that Derek didn’t help Scott hang up all those light bulbs in his loft and then hand him the keys and give Scott a straight faced lecture about consent and safety and then hand him a condom.
Derek Hale is the world’s coolest older brother.
Derek Hale is a cool mom.
Derek Hale is the sort of friend who would voluntarily sexile themselves.