Shit a Tumblrer would never say:
God, I love Facebook so much!
Mean Girls? Never heard of it...
Spongebob? That shit's for kids.
I have too many followers!
I went outside today.
Nutella is fucking disgusting
Why yes, I DO want more hipster on my blog!
$49 for a theme? Seems reasonable!
ACTA sounds awesome!
Ew, gay people.
You're literally obsessed with this band, stop, it's unhealthy!
I don't use more than 2GB of internet a month, I don't like it anyways.
I spent my summer productively!
Let's talk later I'm studying
I never download, it's stealing.